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Did you hear me world? I’m not gay anymore! Wheee!!

I’m cured! I’m straight! I hugged a man and didn’t get a hard on! I always knew God wanted me to be straight and have a wife and children, and now I can be the way God intended! Everyone was right, being gay is a choice! I just didn’t realize it!

Ugh, Christ. Sorry, I just can’t keep that up. In case you didn’t realize, all of the above was total bollocks. I’m a dirty Commie, not a crazy person.

I’m probably a bit late on the uptake with this, but I just happened to notice it while doing my internet rounds. This “ex-gay” chap is running around giving people therapy. To help “rebuild” their father-son connection. Because, you know, it’s all Sigmund Freud’s fault. Gay men just have the Electra complex instead of the other one.

Comments are especially welcome on this one. You know, in case you disagree with this nutcase. Just saying. Tell you what though, while we’re curing gay people, let’s cure… erm… Jews too. That ought to go down a treat.

I can see it now; “West Midlands Jewish Cure Therapy”. Got a ring to it, don’t you think? I’ll just focus on rebuilding their Father/Son relationship (see what I did there?).

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